“Hey, didn’t you use to have a crush on…”

lolzpicx:

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

youokaylittlebrother:

#imagine just walking into a restaurant and seeing them #sitting there #dean chowing down and staring at his baby brother #sam making that cute little pouty face of concentration at his computer #and they just look totally normal and beautiful #and no one would ever know that they are our saviors #and our heroes #and the best love the world will ever know

svviffer:

girlhearted:

svviffer:

why cant our skin be transparent

cuz thats fuckin gross

but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing

the thing

gerard-waysass:

tomhiddlesbitch:

things that need a movie:

• hawkeye
• black widow
• new hulk

Things that are getting a movie

• angry birds

if clint gets angry could he get a movie?

ashde-phernelia:

sweet-shenanigans:

sararye:

theatomicboom:

how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though

like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns

because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what 

one thing is for sure

it wasn’t hermione

GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK

VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.

JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

shockingblankets:

This is my home.

the hiatus dance

Favorite Movies: The Incredibles [2004]

“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

vanilla1027:

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

What if I call him Fluegene

defilerwyrm:

katnisstiel:

deancasotp:

aldora89:

You guys, if Destiel really does happen, Misha is in serious trouble.

I mean, remember the con story about Jensen cracking him up with seductive looks at every available opportunity?  He’ll never survive that first critical scene.  He’ll suffocate on his own laughter.

If it goes canon, the gag reel for that season will be the most fucking beautiful thing.

I stand by my statement that they’ll have to lock Jared in his trailer